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07/19/2004 Archived Entry: "spam"


Man, I love spam. It's like poetry when you just read the subject lines. What the Romantics are to poetry, spam is to a 21st century digital poetics.
I have one email account (not revealing it!) which only collects spam. Nothing else. No personal emails; nothing professional. Here's a brief rundown of today's highlights (subject headings only):

  • real brothers masturbating
  • Here's your chance
  • is your ass too fat?
  • Hi
  • Losing weight impossible?
  • re: time to reorder vicodin
  • is your shaft hard enough?
  • Spend your money wisely.
  • i am saving a bunch why arent you
  • Fwd: 1 /2 off valíum,xănax. - Delivered Overnight
  • upgrade your career
  • REAL VAL1UM, XNAX,LEV1TRA..S0MA..MUCH
  • egal operating systems for a third of the price
  • Get $200 bonus at our Casino!
  • Alternative University- get it without testing!
  • real wives masturbating

    Replies: 5 comments

    I'll be bringing you a bill for the time I spend typing in my email address and stuff every single time I make a comment.

    Back to the salt mines!

    Posted by cbd @ 07/20/2004 11:12 PM EST

    Yeah, based on you making time to comment here, I see you have no "time."
    :)
    btw - I expect some of that brew when you make your Detroit visit, dude.
    There will be plenty of Bell's awaiting.

    Posted by j @ 07/20/2004 07:08 PM EST

    I'm learning CSS positioning and MySQL now, in addition to actually brewing again. I have time for this blog foolishness. It's just a fad, anyway.

    (ducking)

    Posted by cbd @ 07/20/2004 06:12 PM EST

    when is the Dilger blog gonna appear?

    Posted by j @ 07/20/2004 02:05 PM EST

    Man, I love spam.

    You can have mine.

    Posted by cbd @ 07/20/2004 12:33 PM EST

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