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03/30/2005 Archived Entry: "WB"

Pitched WB Shows That Never Made It
(after late night brainstorming)

  • The Bi-President - hijinx abound when everyone realizes their favorite president is bi-sexual!
  • Cat Bandits - two cats, fed up with home life, take to a life of crime.
  • Bowl Me Over - the days and nights of an under-appreciated New York toilet repair man.
  • The Bi-Neighbor - super hijinx when a suburban family realizes that their neighbor is bi-sexual!
  • Kiddie Principal - a super intelligent 5 year old makes it through high school, the university, and graduate work in education. He lands a job as a principal in his home town's troubled high school. Can he solve the test score problems or will he want his mommy? Tune in to find out.
  • I Married My Mother - Hank Willbetter accidentally marries his mother. Watch the hijinx!
  • No Room For Daddy - fed up with Daddy's hedonistic ways, the family kicks him out. On the street, he realizes he has uncanny abilities to solve crimes, but only when he's high on crystal meth or has recently visited a prostitute. One hour drama.
  • Hold It In – reality series about who can last the longest without going to the bathroom. Hosted by Jamie Farr.

    Replies: 2 comments

    How about a show starring a crumpled up old country star? They could get Kenny Rogers to do the lead...what? You say they already did it and it's called Reba? Sorry.

    Posted by Pedro @ 04/02/2005 08:36 AM EST

    Just for clarification, I take no responsibility for any of these pitches. However, I think you *should* post our list of best possible Tarantino comebacks. (My favorite is Shelly Long. You liked Goldie Hawn.)

    Posted by jenny @ 03/30/2005 11:31 AM EST

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